Recruited by the Celestial Court, I became a proud teacher of the people.
When I have free time, I drink and tease the fairies. When I’m busy, I roll up my sleeves and beat the kids.
“Hey, Nezha, don’t run! You still haven’t finished your math homework!”
“Please don’t hit me, teacher…”
An unscrupulous teacher takes charge of the immortal realm, entertains the gods, and reforms the Celestial Court. All this fun and more awaits in The Celestial Court Development Plan! Reader group: 466395752 (Celestial Court Readers’ Chat Group). Come hang out, chat, and shoot the breeze!
The new book "The Immortal Way of Heaven" is here. I hope that I can continue to work hard and have a lot of thoughts.
Sign in to read the masterpieces of my predecessors. I hope that my predecessors will not hesitate to correct me on my masterpiece "Evening Rain and Morning Wind". Thank you! Best wishes!
The customization remains unchanged, a new book is released, "Yi Luo", welcome to taste it.
Comments from Chapter 42 Super Skills "Ninety-nine Chapters Sutra"
This is a legendary story in which my life is like a fairy...
First of all, let's interpret the meaning of the above sentence. Who is the "I" in it? Nonsense, of course it's Zhou Ru who sells pig's feet! ! A widow, whose original surname was Ru, later married a foot-picking man surnamed Zhou, so people called her Zhou Ru's family.
But what is the relationship between this widow of Zhou Ru and the real pig trotter Zhou Ru in this article? Couple? Couple? Gay friend?
None of this! !
This week's situation has nothing to do with that Zhou Ru family, it is just a sexual experience of the great master Xiangshan.
Closer to home, let's talk about the connotation of this "day".
First of all, you are so impure. You actually thought of Little Japan and those movies. It really offended my pure Beimen.
In fact, here, it is equivalent to "", which is what Confucius said. Therefore, the word "" should be translated as "said"
Then, this "heaven"! ! Excuse me, are you thinking of Zhang Zetian, Little Milk Tea? ? Or Zhao Ritian, one of the four richest people? ? Could it be the shy and cute Wu Zetian? ?
None of this! !
This day represents the supreme heaven, and also represents the heaven whose integrity is shattered to pieces! ! !
So, now let's get down to business. Today we are going to tell a story about heaven.
It is said that on that day, when Jingdong was in chaos and Taobao was going west, an old fairy suddenly jumped out of the sky.
Day... No! It's called Taishang Laojun.
Laojun was able to go to the kitchen and go down to the hall, but he always felt that there was something missing in the heaven that was full of holes. He took a closer look and realized, oh! ! ! It turns out that there is a little fresh meat missing to be the boss of the bear babies.
So, that legendary figure, that invincible and lonely figure in the world, that peerless little man who punched Nezha and kicked the roaring dog, was gloriously invited to the heaven by the old man. From then on, a new legend began, and the story also started from the mouth... It starts from here...
There is a poem praising: Such an old immortal has boundless magical power and unparalleled magical skills. I want to live in heaven!
If you want to know about the funeral, please enjoy the "Tianting Cultivation Plan"…
This is a legendary story in which my life is like a fairy...
First of all, let's interpret the meaning of the above sentence. Who is the "I" in it? Nonsense, of course it's Zhou Ru who sells pig's feet! ! A widow, whose original surname was Ru, later married a foot-picking man surnamed Zhou, so people called her Zhou Ru's family.
But what is the relationship between this widow of Zhou Ru and the real pig trotter Zhou Ru in this article? Couple? Couple? Gay friend?
None of this! !
This week's situation has nothing to do with that Zhou Ru family, it is just a sexual experience of the great master Xiangshan.
Closer to home, let's talk about the connotation of this "day".
First of all, you are so impure. You actually thought of Xiao** and those movies. It really offended my pure Beimen.
Day, in fact, here is equivalent to "yue", which is what Confucius said. Therefore, the word "" should be translated as "shuo".
Then, this "heaven"! ! Excuse me, are you thinking of Zhang Zetian, Little Milk Tea? ? Or Zhao Ritian, one of the four richest people? ? Could it be the shy and cute Wu Zetian? ?
None of this! !
This day represents the supreme heaven, and also represents the heaven whose integrity is shattered to pieces! ! !
So, now let's get down to business. Today we are going to tell a story about heaven.
It is said that on that day, when Jingdong was in chaos and Taobao was going west, an old fairy suddenly jumped out of the sky.
Day... No! It's called Taishang Laojun.
Laojun was able to go to the kitchen and go down to the hall, but he always felt that there was something missing in the heaven that was full of holes. He took a closer look and realized, oh! ! ! It turns out that there is a little fresh meat missing to be the boss of the bear babies.
So, that legendary figure, that invincible and lonely figure in the world, that peerless little man who punched Nezha and kicked the roaring dog, was gloriously invited to the heaven by the old man. From then on, a new legend began, and the story also started from the mouth... It starts from here...
There is a poem praising: Such an old immortal has boundless magical power and unparalleled magical skills. I want to live in heaven!
If you want to know about the funeral, please enjoy the "Heavenly Cultivation Plan"...
Rubbish, I'm going to charge you for it, be decisive
Cheating? It was said to be free. Otherwise, you have to vote. Why. No more chasing
Support and support! All booked
Such a happy novel must be praised hahahaha
The new book "The Immortal Way of Heaven" is here. I hope that I can continue to work hard and have a lot of thoughts.
Sign in to read the masterpieces of my predecessors. I hope that my predecessors will not hesitate to correct me on my masterpiece "Evening Rain and Morning Wind". Thank you! Best wishes!
The customization remains unchanged, a new book is released, "Yi Luo", welcome to taste it.
Comments from Chapter 42 Super Skills "Ninety-nine Chapters Sutra"
This is a legendary story in which my life is like a fairy... First of all, let's interpret the meaning of the above sentence. Who is the "I" in it? Nonsense, of course it's Zhou Ru who sells pig's feet! ! A widow, whose original surname was Ru, later married a foot-picking man surnamed Zhou, so people called her Zhou Ru's family. But what is the relationship between this widow of Zhou Ru and the real pig trotter Zhou Ru in this article? Couple? Couple? Gay friend? None of this! ! This week's situation has nothing to do with that Zhou Ru family, it is just a sexual experience of the great master Xiangshan. Closer to home, let's talk about the connotation of this "day". First of all, you are so impure. You actually thought of Little Japan and those movies. It really offended my pure Beimen. In fact, here, it is equivalent to "", which is what Confucius said. Therefore, the word "" should be translated as "said" Then, this "heaven"! ! Excuse me, are you thinking of Zhang Zetian, Little Milk Tea? ? Or Zhao Ritian, one of the four richest people? ? Could it be the shy and cute Wu Zetian? ? None of this! ! This day represents the supreme heaven, and also represents the heaven whose integrity is shattered to pieces! ! ! So, now let's get down to business. Today we are going to tell a story about heaven. It is said that on that day, when Jingdong was in chaos and Taobao was going west, an old fairy suddenly jumped out of the sky. Day... No! It's called Taishang Laojun. Laojun was able to go to the kitchen and go down to the hall, but he always felt that there was something missing in the heaven that was full of holes. He took a closer look and realized, oh! ! ! It turns out that there is a little fresh meat missing to be the boss of the bear babies. So, that legendary figure, that invincible and lonely figure in the world, that peerless little man who punched Nezha and kicked the roaring dog, was gloriously invited to the heaven by the old man. From then on, a new legend began, and the story also started from the mouth... It starts from here... There is a poem praising: Such an old immortal has boundless magical power and unparalleled magical skills. I want to live in heaven! If you want to know about the funeral, please enjoy the "Tianting Cultivation Plan"…
This is a legendary story in which my life is like a fairy... First of all, let's interpret the meaning of the above sentence. Who is the "I" in it? Nonsense, of course it's Zhou Ru who sells pig's feet! ! A widow, whose original surname was Ru, later married a foot-picking man surnamed Zhou, so people called her Zhou Ru's family. But what is the relationship between this widow of Zhou Ru and the real pig trotter Zhou Ru in this article? Couple? Couple? Gay friend? None of this! ! This week's situation has nothing to do with that Zhou Ru family, it is just a sexual experience of the great master Xiangshan. Closer to home, let's talk about the connotation of this "day". First of all, you are so impure. You actually thought of Xiao** and those movies. It really offended my pure Beimen. Day, in fact, here is equivalent to "yue", which is what Confucius said. Therefore, the word "" should be translated as "shuo". Then, this "heaven"! ! Excuse me, are you thinking of Zhang Zetian, Little Milk Tea? ? Or Zhao Ritian, one of the four richest people? ? Could it be the shy and cute Wu Zetian? ? None of this! ! This day represents the supreme heaven, and also represents the heaven whose integrity is shattered to pieces! ! ! So, now let's get down to business. Today we are going to tell a story about heaven. It is said that on that day, when Jingdong was in chaos and Taobao was going west, an old fairy suddenly jumped out of the sky. Day... No! It's called Taishang Laojun. Laojun was able to go to the kitchen and go down to the hall, but he always felt that there was something missing in the heaven that was full of holes. He took a closer look and realized, oh! ! ! It turns out that there is a little fresh meat missing to be the boss of the bear babies. So, that legendary figure, that invincible and lonely figure in the world, that peerless little man who punched Nezha and kicked the roaring dog, was gloriously invited to the heaven by the old man. From then on, a new legend began, and the story also started from the mouth... It starts from here... There is a poem praising: Such an old immortal has boundless magical power and unparalleled magical skills. I want to live in heaven! If you want to know about the funeral, please enjoy the "Heavenly Cultivation Plan"...
Rubbish, I'm going to charge you for it, be decisive
Cheating? It was said to be free. Otherwise, you have to vote. Why. No more chasing
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