The Days of Escorting in the Central Plains

It was a crisp autumn day and frosty September day. On this day, Zongheng No. 1 Zongzi, who had just returned from being escorted, had half a day to spare and was preparing to have a drink. At this time, a message was sent from eight hundred miles away, and a young eunuch came, asking the first rice dumpling to enter the palace and tell jokes to the master to make his wife happy. First Zong said with a sad face, "Nowadays, people in the city are really good at playing. Let's talk about the wonderful uses of cucumbers..." Halfway through the joke, the wife of the head of the household showed displeasure and said, "What a ridiculous joke, First Zong, I order you to find the first joker of the escort agency within 10 days, otherwise I will be fooled." The first rice dumpling asked, what does little JJJJKW mean? "Little jj is in danger." As soon as he finished speaking, First Rice went to the private sector to collect jokers. Range of activity: no range How to participate: Post your joke below this post. The first line starts with # escort Duanzishou# Event time: Starting today and ending on October 31st Selection rules: Three views are still in the little brother Award setting: The judges select ten jokers who will randomly receive customized peripheral prizes from Baidu Literature (T-shirts, folding fans, leather notebooks, umbrellas, baseball caps, thermos cups)

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