Ninety-Nine Days After Accidentally Marrying the New Wife

At a grand wedding, the host asked the newlyweds, "How did you meet?"

Groom: "A car accident."

Bride: "In Journey to the West, Sun Wukong fought the White Bone Spirit three times! In Lingcheng, Zhan Qiancheng hit Chen Anhao with his car three times!"

"What is the one thing you most want to say to each other right now?"

Bride: "It's our wedding night! I want a night off! Please let me go!"

The groom pulled his bride into his arms, a wicked smile playing on his lips. "No night off, and I won't let you go. Tonight, we're going to keep at it without stopping."