A top-class agent transmigrates and becomes the pitiful illegitimate daughter of the Chancellor’s residence. They’re withholding her allowance? A few dozen taels? She used to earn a thousand gold a day. She couldn’t care less.
What? The prince is choosing a consort? Perfect. Just watch me make a dazzling entrance and snare a rich husband.
But something seems to have gone wrong. I’m supposed to marry the useless prince to bring him good luck? Sorry, if I can’t afford to cross him, I can at least stay out of his way, can’t I?
But a certain man leisurely sipped his tea and said, “My dear consort, why not stay with me and watch the sun rise and set?”
“Sure.”
With a coquettish smile, she casually took out a few petty troublemakers.
“Husband, there are so many snakes and bugs around you. I’ll be your bug spray!”
The man continued sipping his tea and sighed. “Oh, and take care of those flirtatious pests too. They’re getting on my nerves.”
“Of course! One comes, one dies. Two come, one dies.”
“How come only one dies when two show up?”
“I’ll take my time playing with the other one!”
“Brilliant!” The man went on sipping his tea...
