A Guide to Training Master Thieves

According to The Guide to Training a Thief: Guide One: Threaten Luo Jian with a gun. Guide Two: Throw Luo Jian into ice water kept at just ten degrees Celsius. Guide Three: Pour a kilogram of chili peppers into Luo Jian's mouth. Guide Four: Wake Luo Jian up every day with a feather duster. “I'm begging you, Lord Shifan! Just go die!” Luo Jian cried out to heaven and earth, but no one answered. Guide Five: Don't let Luo Jian die until he picks up the soap of his own accord.