I grew up roaming the world with an old man, living off whatever we could scrounge and learning a few fist techniques to defend myself. I never expected the old man to vanish without a trace! Bored, I joined the underworld and adopted a little girl. But after getting drunk, I knocked over the admirable Sister Lan. Now the she-dragon is furious, so I'd better run! All I want is a peaceful life: drinking tea and teasing little girls when there's nothing else to do. But everything changed on Nirvana Day.
There's my adorable little sister, the cool and beautiful Sister Lan... and plenty of other beauties waiting to be rescued. Do you think you bugs can take me down? Whether you're an alien or a mutant, small fry should stay in their place. I make the rules!
