How much water does it take to keep all those lilies in the Dream Garden watered every day? Hey, girl, I've got a starlight-explosion lunchbox all wrapped up for you. My little sister is beautiful and adorable, but she's just too good with a cleaver. The rise of magical cross-dressers is so overwhelming that gods and demons alike are switching careers to become commoners. I'm going to build the world's number-one positron fortress cannon. I know I can do it, because my house is built right on top of a supercritical nuclear fusion reactor!
