Do you have the rare dual spiritual roots sought after by every cultivator in the cultivation world? I have Little Pig.
Do you have the backing of an ancient cultivation family with a thousand-year legacy? I have Little Pig.
Do you have a powerful, influential, high-level sect leader as your master? I have Little Pig.
Do you have a devoted senior brother who caters to your every need and does all your bidding? I have Little Pig.
Damn it! Can you stop bringing up Little Pig? You can’t beat me.
Fine, let’s talk about Little Pig…
You’re the pig! Your whole family’s pigs! Everyone within a hundred miles of your home is a pig! I’m clearly a rare ancient Treasure Pig, all right?
Oink, don’t make a fuss. Even if you eat grass and produce medicine, eat ore and produce magical treasures, a Treasure Pig is still a pig, isn’t it?
