"Free and unbound, I break through the cage in crimson flames; like a phoenix reborn, I survive the tribulation!" - Xiao Nie.
"Xiao, that's so off the mark. You clearly have no literary talent, so stop trying to write poetry!"
"But the damn author said that ordinary works are supposed to have a flowery synopsis like this."
"If it's an ordinary work, then just give it an ordinary synopsis."
"All right, then, dear readers: This story is entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental."
"And add one more line: All divine powers in this story are artistic creations of the author. Professionals, do not attempt to imitate them!"
Author!
"Hey, hey, this isn't a graffiti wall! I asked for a synopsis! Huh? There's no room left? Then just read the story..."
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Recommend a book "Desire to Banish the Immortal"
If you have time, you can go and have a look.