After transmigrating to the world of cultivation, Lu Gou is so broke he has nothing left but his underwear. Then, by sheer accident, he binds to the [Radiance of the Righteous Path: Truth, Goodness, and Beauty System].
System: [Save the rogue cultivator being hunted by demonic cultivators!]
Lu Gou pulls out a stack of talismans. "Fellow Daoist, need a protective charm? If you can't pay, I'll lend you the money. Interest is one percent. Just sign a Heavenly Dao contract."
The rogue cultivator survives, only to spend the next thirty years buried under debt, hauling bricks every day to pay it off.
System: [Exorcise demons and destroy the wolf demon of Blackwind Ridge!]
Lu Gou takes out an abacus. "Killing is too cruel. Here, sign this Spirit Beast Installment Labor Contract. Grind the mill for five hundred years, and then I'll let you go."
The great demon of Blackwind Ridge buys a standing-room ticket and flees overnight. It would rather go to prison than see Lu Gou again.
Before long, the entire cultivation world has gone completely mad.
The leader of the righteous path is hounded for repayment by Heavenly Tribulation, the supreme demon lord is reduced to a nine-to-nine-six wage slave, and even an Immortal Venerable who descends to the mortal realm is conned into putting the entire Immortal Realm up as collateral.
Looking at the cultivation world's economic system crumbling across the screen, the System finally crashes: "Beep... Host, please, just act like a decent person..."
Lu Gou silently pulls out a power bank and plugs it in. "Quit playing dead and get back to work. Immortal Venerable, how many installments would you like to pay the interest on this cultivation manual in?"
