After ten years of cultivation deep in the mountains, Lin Chuan descends with his powers maxed out. His first order of business is to marry into a wealthy family and become a freeloader who does nothing but eat and wait to die.
Everyone mocks him as the biggest kept man on the internet, and even his wife, Su Ruoxue, is fed up with him.
To make him work harder, his ice-cold CEO wife forces a security uniform on him and makes him clock in at her company.
Lin Chuan is furious. “Go to work? Do I get overtime pay? Social security and a housing fund? Can I make money while lying down?”
So the very next day...
The underground boss of Jiangnan City shows up with a gang to smash the place up. Lin Chuan whips off his flip-flop and smacks the boss straight into the ICU.
A top global conglomerate comes in hot, bent on a hostile takeover. Lin Chuan calls a mysterious number. “Old Ma, sell your company tomorrow and give the money to my wife as pocket money.”
The world's most powerful overseas assassin organization infiltrates Jiangnan. Lin Chuan looks at them and sighs. “You're keeping me from going home to cook for my wife.” Then he knocks them all out with a single punch each and sends them to the police station.
The police chief rushes over, wiping cold sweat from his brow. Just as he is about to salute, Lin Chuan frantically signals him with his eyes. “Comrade, I'm just a good citizen who stepped in to help.”
Turning to his wife, whose jaw has dropped, Lin Chuan says plaintively, “Honey, see? I can handle everything at the company. Could I take tomorrow off and not go to work?”
