From the start, my parents were being hounded over a 500,000-yuan down payment. I woke up one day and used the cultural riches of all humanity on Earth to teach this cultural wasteland a lesson!
Can you make a million a day just by writing great books? Is piracy punishable by death?
I instantly became a writing machine, churning out 20,000 words an hour under a flood of secret identities, determined to buy the most expensive penthouse in the city!
Under the secret identity "Tian Can," my novel Battle Through the Heavens topped the charts. Editors were begging me to sign with them in the middle of the night, and an urgent 500,000-yuan advance landed in my account in seconds!
Under the secret identity "Shu Ren," my novel To Live crushed the competition. A literary association big shot was sobbing in the bathroom, ready to use every connection he had just to meet me!
To make twice the money, I even used the highbrow literary persona "Shu Ren" to blast online fiction persona "Tian Can" across the internet, calling his work unbearably vulgar!
Watching the fans of my two secret identities tear into each other online as sales of both books soared tenfold, I hid in my dorm room and wept with joy as I raked in two down payments!
The campus beauty, beloved by the whole nation, slapped a copy of One Hundred Years of Solitude on my desk. "Lin Yun, if you can write even a thousandth as well as the great Shu Ren, I'll be your girlfriend!"
I looked at the hundred-million-yuan fortune that had just arrived in my bank account, then opened the accounts of three SSS-rank big shots.
"Well, then, I'm afraid every secret identity in the entire literary world belongs to me!"
From this day forward, I alone will rule the spiritual sustenance of 1.3 billion people on Blue Star!
