The System Wants Me to Be His White Moonlight, So I Play the Suona Beneath the CEO's Window

She is bound to the White Moonlight System.

The System says, "Be graceful."

She plays the suona.

The System says, "Be demure."

She plays the suona.

The System says, "Be delicate."

She plays the suona so loudly it shakes the heavens.

The System breaks down.

The domineering CEO has suffered from insomnia for ten years.

She plays "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star."

The CEO falls asleep.

She plays "Today Is a Good Day."

The CEO smiles.

She plays "The Moon Represents My Heart."

The CEO says, "Marry me."

The System: "???"

The whole internet: "We're shipping them!"

The suona: "Today is a good day!"