Lin Xiaofan transmigrates and becomes the most punchable young noble in the entire capital.
A poet of immortal caliber? A military prodigy? Unfortunately, before he can put either of those buffs to use, he already owes Qingyin Pavilion fifty taels of silver.
Emperor Xiao Jinghe, traveling incognito, comes looking for him, insisting that Lin Xiaofan is there specifically to catch him. Lin Xiaofan is dumbfounded. "Buddy, I really did transmigrate. You look the part, but could you stop pretending?"
But the emperor not only spares his life, he also pays off his debt, pats him on the shoulder, and says, "Come find me at the palace tomorrow."
Trembling with fear, Lin Xiaofan enters the palace, expecting a beating, but somehow ends up as the emperor's "trusted brother." He reveals his poetic talent, and one poem leaves the entire court speechless. Then he shows off his military prowess, and talks an enemy general into surrendering.
Romance? The emperor's sister falls for him. War? The emperor is about to lose his realm, so Lin Xiaofan helps defend it.
From a hooligan in the back alleys of a brothel to a court celebrity, Lin Xiaofan talks his way through every obstacle, flaunts his superiority and humiliates his rivals, turning the whole otherworld upside down.
Only one day does he realize that this "unknown balanced spacetime" seems to have been made for him all along.
With the poet's talent in hand, the realm is mine. Emperor, my brother, come join me.
It's a learning period for newbies, so please forgive me.