"I swept the ground at Leiyin Sect for five hundred years. I swept beneath the stars of countless heavens and across mountains of corpses and seas of blood. That old Buddha cuddled up with an immortal maiden to cultivate together and drained the incense offerings dry, yet put a Fire-Locking Ring on me and said I had too much fire in me. Today, the ring shattered. I dropped my broom and kicked open the gates of Leiyin Sect. The old Buddha came rushing out with a beauty in his arms. 'What are you doing?' I grinned. 'I'm tired of sweeping. I feel like destroying a world.'"
