A Jiedushi from the Start, Guarding a Lonely City with Cheats

Lin Lu arrived in a chaotic era of martial supremacy. He thought he could keep his head down and spend his whole life as a good cook. But after the rebels besieged the city for two months, the military governor was already preparing to flee.

“You’re the next military governor!”

“But I’m just a cook, and I have a poker face!”

“That’s exactly what we need!”

Fortunately, Lin Lu awakened the System. By sacrificing things he owned, he could obtain all kinds of conceptual talents:

Sacrifice his ability to show emotion for the rest of his life, and gain a 100 percent guarantee against being attacked from behind.

Sacrifice all the rowdy soldiers under his command, leaving them unable to perform as men, and gain the ability to catch a blade with his bare hands every time.

Sacrifice all the free-range chickens in the city he occupies, and make enemy troops lose their way whenever they attack.

And so

In the rebel camp:

“That man on the city wall faced our hundred thousand troops without changing expression. He must be the enemy’s commanding general!”

“Loose every arrow! He blocked them all with his back to us?! He’s a congenital grandmaster!”

“He shattered the falling rocks with a single shout?! How are we supposed to fight that? Retreat! Retreat!”

From then on, the world lost a good cook and gained the greatest master under heaven, the founding emperor of Great Qian, and the supreme patriarch of the Immortal Martial Way!