"My lord, the princess consort went out with a huge saber on her back! She said she was going to roam the martial world and find handsome men. I think she also said that if they refused her, she'd use the saber to force them to give in!"
"Put away every blade in the manor." The moment he finished speaking, the prince was nowhere to be seen! (He went after his wife!)
"My lord, the princess consort went out with a long sword on her back!"
"Put away every weapon in the manor!" The moment he finished speaking, the prince was gone again! (He went after his wife!)
"My lord, the princess consort went out with a spatula!"
"A spatula?" The prince's mouth twitched.
"The princess consort said that to win a man's heart, you first have to win his stomach. If the handsome men refuse her, she'll cook a whole table of dishes for them!"
"I haven't even tasted her cooking! She'd better not make it for anyone else!" The prince vanished once more! (The road to winning her back is long...)
When a man tirelessly pursues you 99 times, give in when he comes after you for the hundredth time!
