Immortal Lord, May I Ruffle Your Tail?

[Free to read in full, with occasional bonus chapters]

[Sweet, doting, cute, lighthearted comedy]

"Immortal Lord, since we've lived and died together once, could you..."

"?"

"Let me rub your tail for just a little bit?"

When Shen Yao opens her eyes, she has become the ten-thousand-year-old ginseng fruit fought over by every sect in a cultivation novel. Eat her and live longer; eat her and your cultivation will soar; eat her and your spiritual roots will be remade...

But Shen Yao arrived too late. The plot has already reached the point where the male lead catches her, and soon she'll be eaten down to the last rootlet.

Shen Yao: "...Stay calm. I can still hang on!"

She decisively kicks this wretched plot aside, and while she's at it, runs off with the little white beast the male lead stole!

But...

Shen Yao is a little confused. Why does the little white beast she cuddles to sleep every night suddenly blush and get a nosebleed???

The entire cultivation world knows that Immortal Lord Bai Ze is devoted to cultivating the Dao and has no interest in romance.

One rogue cultivator even declared that if Immortal Lord Bai Ze ever took a Dao companion, he'd wash that woman's feet for a hundred years!

Until one day...

They actually see Immortal Lord Bai Ze holding a young woman in his arms, the tips of his ears faintly red, as he murmurs soothingly, "Yao Yao, be good. Don't be mad. You can have my tail."

Everyone is stunned: "???"

The rogue cultivator's eyes nearly pop out: "It's fake! It's definitely fake!"