The Hilarious, Fierce Consort: Taming the Demonic Imperial Uncle Is No Easy Task

The clever and mischievous ace female agent transmigrated in grand style. She thought she could put her plan to eat, loaf around, and wait for death into action, but...

Her powerful father, who had dominated the court, had passed away. Her shameless prince of a husband was in a hurry to take a second wife before they'd even consummated their marriage. Worse still, the original owner of her body had been so weak and useless that she'd thrown herself into a lake...

The woman's eye twitched violently. She wiggled her feet in disdain. As the saying goes, men are just things outside your body: you don't bring them with you when you are born, and you can't take them with you when you die!

One day, she packed a basket full of gold and jewelry and prepared to escape. Perched on a tree branch atop the wall, she looked at the hundred guards outside and wept tears like noodles, utterly hopeless. "I'm like a fly on a pane of glass: the future is bright, but I can't find a way out..."

Suddenly, the prince's teasing voice drifted lazily from behind her. "Can't climb out? Try stepping on your left foot with your right."