[Qingjian Sect Secret Group Chat]
Junior Sister: Big Brother is noble, brilliant, and peerlessly talented. Only he deserves our cool and powerful Senior Sister! Aah, they have to get together today!
Junior Brother from the Hundred Refinements Peak: Nonsense! Senior Sister is clearly the perfect match for our Junior Brother Pei!
Odd-job worker from the Anji Peak: But I think Senior Sister and Shen Huaixu from the Yantian Sect are a better match. They worked together flawlessly in the secret realm last time!
Young Bully of the Luoyun Sect: What nonsense are you spouting?! Senior Sister Qing is the cultivation partner of our Senior Brother Zhuyu! He was born with a sword constitution. They were made for each other, so give up already!
Junior Sister: (Slams the table and jumps up) Who added people from other sects to the group?! I’m kicking you out, got it?!
Spokesperson for the Shenji Sect: Our sect’s refining genius, Junior Brother Shang, has something to say.
Heir to the Jiuxu Sect: I, Junior Martial Uncle Wen, come bearing a dowry and request permission to join the fight.
Junior Sister: All you outsiders, leave the group! Our Senior Sister will never marry out of the sect and let you lot get a bargain!
Waaah, Senior Sister, who do you love most of all?! Tell us!
Qing Yun: My sword.
But you have so many swords! Most of them belong to other people!!!
