A young man commanding ten thousand chariots, holding fast to the southeast while the war rages on. Who in all the land can rival these heroes? Cao Cao and Liu Bei. A son should be like Sun Zhongmou.
Sun Zhongmou, I'm here. Jiangdong is mine, so you can go play somewhere else! Wait, that doesn't sound right. You didn't conquer Jiangdong. I should be saying that to your brother.
I'll seize Sun Ce's territory, Shi Xie's territory, Yuan Shu's territory, Liu Biao's territory, and Liu Bei's... Actually, Liu Bei won't even be heading south of the Yangtze, so I'll spare you for now. But should I take Liu Zhang's territory too?
