The Age of Black Technology Begins

(This book is entirely fictional, entirely fictional, entirely fictional. Important things are said three times.)

“Crack!” A bolt of lightning struck, and Ping An was born. The age of explosive black technology had begun.

There is no darkest technology, only technology that is even darker.

What, you don't believe me?

Go ahead and keep jumping around. If I can't black-tech you to death, then I lose.

P.S. This is a parallel world. Don't take it too seriously.