Yuan Tan woke to find himself reborn at the end of the Eastern Han dynasty, with a department store in tow.
"Cigarettes... You can smoke those?" Cao Cao was astonished.
Liu Bei was furious. "Third Brother, have some self-respect! Why would you want spicy strips?"
Lü Bu was eager. "Son-in-law, the Red Hare runs too slowly. I want to learn to drive."
Zhuge Liang was hopeful. "Your Majesty, working overtime is so exhausting. Could you reward me with a bucket of instant noodles?"
"Your Majesty, this yoga is too difficult. I can't do it!" said Xiao Qiao.
The Annals of Taizong: Taizong Yuan Tan began in humble circumstances, yet nothing could shake his resolve... His victories inspired awe; he looked down upon the world, annexed the rival heroes, swept across the six directions and eight wildernesses, and united the realm. His achievements surpassed those of the Three Sovereigns...
