In the year 208, the Han Empire's thirteen provinces were in turmoil as the warlords rose up. The land was divided into several gangs:
The Zhang Sect Leader Lu Gang of Hanzhong,
The Liu Can't-Be-Bothered-to-Do-Anything Zhang Gang of Shu,
The Ma Teng and Han Sui Bandit Gang of Liangzhou,
The Gongsun Du Nobody-Remembers Gang of Liaodong,
The Sun Sorcerer-Loves-Setting-Fires Gang of Jiangdong,
The Cao Chancellor-If-You-Look-at-Me-I'll-Hit-You Gang of Xudu,
The Three Brothers of Chaos Gang, who only gank and roam instead of farming.
My name is Guan Ping, and I'm a member of the weakest gang of all, the Three Brothers. That's right, my dad is Guan Yu. I used to be a meme-loving internet user, but right after I transmigrated, before I even had time to adjust to life in the Han Empire, I had to follow Zhao Zilong of International Village into the Battle of Changban, hacking my way from one end to the other. This whole thing... I honestly refuse! (voice cracking!)
