Cheats Everywhere in the Three Kingdoms

Diao Chan is actively begging me to take her in, and Cai Yan says she’ll marry no one but me. What a pain! Xu Chu is my younger brother, Dian Wei has sworn himself to me, and Zhao Yun says he wants to ride with me to the ends of the earth! Lu Bu regrets ever crossing paths with me, Liu Bei runs whenever he sees me, and Cao Cao is always shouting, “Boss! Boss! Take me with you!” Xu Ding rubs his chin. “Having too many cheats is a headache in itself. What are you all making such a fuss about? Can you let me get back to reclaiming my kingdom in peace?”