Respect Me as a God

Literary version: I have been reborn, transcending the physical body. The place of sinful karma is empty and evil. Obey my lord and clear away the remaining evil. O false god who lives on in the world, fall to the earth and be sacrificed to this fire. Funny version: I tore up the Lord God's contract of betrayal, and now I'm blocked by it. What to do? Waiting online! Regular version: This is the story of a polite little lunatic who uses an emotional harvesting system to beat up all kinds of reincarnations in another world.