Learn to con people in no time, rob a vault at lightning speed, make a clean getaway on the highway with no experience... Tune in to On the Run for a new tip on beating the charges every day!
“Welcome to America's most popular variety show! On the Run!”
“Here, you'll see the most advanced pursuit tactics! You'll see the most elite trackers!”
“You'll learn that with a net this tight, criminals have nowhere to run!”
“...”
“Oh, hold on... The producer's just sent in a new voice-over...”
“What did you say!?”
“Li Lin blew up a whole block to escape!?”
Beyond the live broadcast, the director could be heard shouting furiously:
“Damn it! Cut the audio! We're still live! Motherfu...beep!”
