Reborn as a baby in A Record of a Mortal's Journey to Immortality, he gets a cultivation simulator.
Simulation 1: Four-element fake Spiritual Root. Begins Qi Refining at age three, fails to establish his Foundation by a hundred, and dies when his lifespan runs out!!
Simulation 2: Metal Heavenly Spiritual Root. Begins Qi Refining at age three, joins the Covering Moon Sect at eight and successfully establishes his Foundation, then gets assassinated and kicks the bucket. Reward: White Emperor Golden Sovereign Slash.
Simulation 3: Metal Heavenly Spiritual Root. Begins Qi Refining at age three and cultivates the White Emperor Golden Sovereign Slash. Ascends to the Spirit Realm and earns the title of Taibai Sword Immortal. Reward: Brahma Saint True Demonic Art.
In summary: He can beat up the kids at the South Heaven kindergarten and kick the residents of the Star Sea retirement home.
