Huan Ge is an honest, hardworking little mountain-patrol goblin, until a meteor from beyond the heavens cracks open his mind and leaves him with a constant stream of strange words.
What kind of cat is a Tmall?
Calabash Brothers? Don’t scare me! Since when can gourds become spirits?
There’s even a kind of chicken called “Kende Chicken.” They say it’s delicious… Huh, why am I drooling just talking about it…
All right. Huan Ge just thinks it’s time to become a goblin unlike any other.
What kind of waves will a mountain-patrol goblin with the mind of an Earthling stir up in the demon mountains? And what kind of exciting stories will he get up to in the human world? Find out in the hilarious new novel, The Little Goblin Won’t Go to Heaven. A solemn promise: the protagonist is absolutely shameless, and so obnoxious you’ll love him.