Real-Life Soccer: Ronaldo Thinks I'm Here to Support Him

Cristiano Ronaldo: Kai, I thought you were here to support me. Deng Kai: At first, I really was here to support you. Cristiano Ronaldo: Then why did I become the assist king? Deng Kai: Because I realized I might be better at carrying the team than you! Don’t be mad. There’s nothing wrong with being the assist king. People are saying you and Messi are a cut above everyone else, right below me! Cristiano Ronaldo: Pah! Messi: Shameless! Kaká: ??? Beckham: Take this flying boot! Ronaldo Nazário: To hell with you and your whole family, Golden Throat lozenges! Ronaldinho: Let’s dance! Zidane: Take this headbutt! Neymar: So, should the rest of us youngsters leave? Deng Kai: You’re all legends. Relax! The music’s still playing on the pitch, so keep dancing!