Marry a woman three years older and she’ll bring you a golden brick. Thirty years older, and she’ll give you a kingdom. Three hundred years older, and she’ll give you a golden pill. Three thousand years older, and you’ll join the ranks of the immortals... What does a woman three eras older give you?
Shi Heng: “I’ve fallen for a woman who’s three eras older than me!”
The chat group fell silent...
Luo Feng: “...”
Ning Yi: “That’s ridiculous!”
Xu Qian: “You’re a pervert!”
Bai Yue Kui: “How about I introduce you to Xia Dou?”
Years later, Shi Heng and Liu Shen found Shi Hao and patted him on the shoulder.
“Word is, you’re going to stand alone for all eternity?”
“Come on, let’s each take one of those ancient eras off his hands. There are plenty to go around in our Stone Village.”