“I haven’t read many books, so don’t try to fool me!”
“Living people are also called walking corpses, so why can’t the Corpse-Controlling Art control the living?”
“The Netherworld Blood Escape clearly means using my enemies’ blood to make my shield!”
“The Bridal Robe Scripture must be even more powerful when practiced while wearing a bridal robe!”
“The Kidney-Strengthening and Body-Tempering Art makes people grow three or four extra kidneys. How is that not good for the kidneys?”
…
Ning Yan couldn’t understand why, despite exterminating demons, crushing the uncanny, destroying heretical sects, and doing good deeds day in and day out, people kept accusing him of practicing his arts wrong.
There was clearly nothing wrong with the way he practiced!
“I mastered it, so I’m right!”
“If I’m stronger with the same art, then I’m even more right!”
“If you can’t master it, that’s your problem!”
“You won’t reflect on your own shortcomings, and you still dare question me?”
“Take this, Stellar-Absorbing Art!”
…
Watching countless meteorites rain from the sky, the tens of thousands of cultivators fled with their heads in their hands.
“You son of a, and you still say you haven’t been practicing it wrong?!!!”
