Serious version: During a massive transmigration across the myriad heavens, Jiang Qian landed as soil, and his consciousness merged with a piece of land. Heroes and remarkable figures, the passage of time, the changing world, and stories from ages past.
From the heart: The moment I landed as soil, I felt uneasy. "As long as I'm not destroyed, I'll never die." It sounds like a blessing, but how could it not also be a curse?
Haven't you seen? Haunted houses and cursed dwellings may strut their stuff for a while, but they'll eventually be destroyed. Forbidden lands and eerie realms may shake the myriad heavens, but they'll eventually be destroyed. Lands of abyssal voids and divine calamities may have names more terrifying than the last, but they'll eventually be destroyed. Even those that take a different path, dressing themselves up as spiritual lands, blessed lands, treasure lands, or sacred lands, will eventually be destroyed!
Destroyed, destroyed, destroyed, destroyed, destroyed!
I can't shake the feeling that from the moment I landed as soil, my ultimate purpose was to wait for someone to appear, and he is coming to destroy me!
I, Jiang Qian, swear to put an end to this calamity!
