Uzumaki Sixia: pay up, and I’m there!
Akatsuki comes to Sixia.
Sixia: “What? You want me to help capture Tailed Beasts? Then I charge by the tail. One tail costs a fortune. If you’re in it for the long haul, I’ll give you a discount on the One-Tailed Beast.”
Orochimaru comes to Sixia.
Sixia: “You want a Uchiha? I charge by the tomoe. Mangekyo Sharingan costs extra, of course!”
Sixia stops Obito.
Sixia: “Huh? You’re just going to let him go? He put a hole through your Rin! Say the word, and I’ll take care of him for you!”
Just as Sixia’s mercenary business is booming and thriving, a problem arises.
The great powers of the ninja world have somehow reached a consensus:
“The Mutual Non-Employment of Sixia Treaty.”
Sixia: “???”
You dare sabotage the free market?
That’s some nerve!
I’ve got a bag of rice ready. How many floors are you planning to carry it up?
