I have a little convenience store stocked with an endless array of world-shattering magical treasures.
A lighter whose flame is stronger than the Samadhi True Fire.
A packet of instant coffee that makes you a Great Firmament Golden Immortal.
A packet of spicy gluten strips that makes your body immortal.
A bottle of glue that works better than the Stone of Mending Heaven.
A fire extinguisher that can put out the Flaming Mountains.
A pinch of dirt mixed with mineral water that even a Sage would struggle to break through.
The things in my store are far stronger than treasures like Pangu's Banner, the Seven Treasures Wonderful Tree, and the Immortal-Slaying Sword.
I'm the only one who has these things. The most powerful are for the Host alone; the somewhat powerful ones are reserved for 365 beauties; the weaker ones are for my disciples. Only the common, mass-produced Heaven-Flipping Seal and Immortal-Binding Rope are given to male immortals.
