Marvel Universe.
Link: “Coulson, right? Let me introduce you to a girlfriend... Her name is Sadako. Don’t let her wild hair fool you, she’s actually gorgeous!”
Coulson: “Can I... say no? She keeps trying to strangle me...”
“We need to give Nick Fury something to do... Otherwise, he’ll spend all day spying on people in secret!”
Feeling the agents around him, Link put on a black robe, pulled up his hood and blindfold, then shouted into the darkness, “Hail Hydra!”
Looking at his former S.H.I.E.L.D. subordinates, now members of Hydra, Nick Fury felt a string of curses well up inside him, but solemnly called out, “Hail Hydra!”
Iron Man: “Why are you carrying a chicken?”
Link: “No! It may look like a chicken, but it’s actually Godzilla!”
Iron Man: “Shit... you jinx, stay away from me... Fuck, my newly renovated building...”
Link looked at Thanos in the distance and held up his palm. “You may not see anything in my hand, but as soon as I snap my fingers... Snap!”