That day, you stepped into the office with your left foot first. You smelled a strange odor coming from yourself and felt weak in all four limbs, mentally exhausted, as if your body had been hollowed out...
You realized you had caught the office stink.
To get rid of it, you decided to get in shape.
When you got home, you ordered a copy of The Tendon Transformation and Marrow Cleansing Manual online.
Deduction successful!
The fake manual in your hands turned into The Jade Body Chapter of the Tendon Transformation and Marrow Cleansing Manual.
You tried practicing it and found that the office stink had vanished. A jade glow radiated from your entire body, making you look impossibly noble and radiate righteousness...
You easily uprooted a ten-meter-long utility pole and swung it around, then casually toyed with a stone weight weighing hundreds of pounds as if it were a collectible...
You kept ordering manuals online.
The Nine Yin Manual became the Nine Yin Madness Manual in the blink of an eye.
The Thirty-Six Wudang Arts turned into the Thirty-Six Wudang Arts: The Innate Charging Station Method.
“...”
In a parallel world, paranormal phenomena were on the rise.
You clearly had a legitimate manual in your hands, so why was the version that came out so absurd?!
After pondering for a while, Lu Yue reached for the Art of the Jade Maiden beside him.
The complete, highly acclaimed This Simplification Is Just Too Ridiculous! is already available.
