After years spent wandering far from home, he grew tired of all the worldly hustle and bustle. All he wanted was to return home, tend some fields, marry a wife, and have a child. He thought that would be his whole life. But by chance, he came into possession of a Ruyi Fan and a strange mirror. From then on, life became a lot more colorful, and his dream of simply marrying a wife and having a child kept getting pushed further and further into the future...
(This story is entirely fictional and intended for entertainment only. Please don't take it seriously.)