Not serious:
Ringo is the Empire's best employee.
But his colleagues don't think so.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... Guys, don't roll me in, I'm gonna be gone if you me in someone else."
Serious:
Chaos is the order of the day here.
Darkness is the color of the world.
Used dirty blood to wash away the world's depravity.
Everything is fighting for a better tomorrow!
Ps: The original name is "Eternal Curse", but it should be named after its existence, which makes people numb.