Every morning at 7:00, the Ultimate Rankings send rankings to users around the world right on time.
Ding! Dear user Tao Ge of the Lei Bos Rankings, with total assets of 250 yuan, you rank 6,273,220,000th worldwide! You rank second from last in your circle of friends, and your overall ranking has risen by 3,299 places since yesterday. Keep working hard and keep it up!
Ding! Dear user Nikola Zhao 5, your looks rank 2,945,630,000th among men worldwide, down 8,000 places from yesterday! The System has recommended three professional cosmetic surgery clinics for you...
Ding! Dear user Fang Er Ge, with your begging skills earning 320,000 yuan a month, you rank first among beggars worldwide. The Beggars' Sect leader has sent you an offer and a Dog-Beating Stick. Please check your messages.
Ding! Dear reader, this book starts slowly, very slowly, then heats up. Read it and see for yourself.
