Good news: I transmigrated.
Bad news: I transmigrated to Douluo Dalu, during the era of The Unrivaled Tang Sect.
Poison Qianjue was brought to Douluo Dalu by the planet's consciousness, which had called in some help, and he was at a loss. For a while, he couldn't decide whether to raise the banner against the Three Greats or give up and coast through life.
But then he thought, now that I've transmigrated, wouldn't it be a bit pathetic not to give it my all?
If you, Tang San, can become a God King, why can't I, Poison Qianjue?
Poison Qianjue says the God King throne changes hands in turn. The ten-thousand-year term has arrived. Tang San, prepare to die!