A college student accidentally transmigrates to the world of Naruto, but not to the era he knows.
The Third Great Ninja War hasn’t started yet, and Danzo and old man Sarutobi are busy plotting against each other.
The protagonist doesn’t want to get involved. Just leave me alone. But not paying me a salary? Now that’s a serious problem!
All he wants is to stay alive. He had planned to trick Guy into teaching him the Eight Gates, then focus on perfecting his taijutsu. That would be enough to keep him safe.
But who could have expected...
By sheer coincidence, he develops the kekkei genkai his clan has sought for generations: Light Release.
Well, hasn’t that gone straight to his head?
“Yasaka Magatama!”
Itachi Uchiha: ...
“Ame no Murakumo!”
Orochimaru: ...
Whenever he sees someone, he says, “Oh my, how frightening!”
“Young people these days are really something!”
“Speed is weight... Come to think of it, have you ever been kicked at the speed of light?”
This is the story of a transmigrator growing increasingly brazen and sleazy.