(The introduction has been forcibly modified, please see the first page for the full introduction.) "Young master, run quickly, the elder sister of the Sword Sect is knocking on the door, saying that only by beheading you with her own hands can the way of swordsmanship be perfected."
"What the hell does it have to do with me?"
"The young master kicked her out of the White House in ten years, and then let her live on the streets."
"Animal"
"Young master, run quickly. The eldest princess of the empire is blocking the door with three thousand armors at this time. I want you to give me an explanation!"
"Damn it!"
"Young master, run quickly. The demon saint has led ten masters to surround our home, saying that she will use your blood sacrifice to complete her succession ceremony."
"What the hell?"
"Master, run quickly, one hundred thousand fighting elves have surrounded the entire city."
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This book is also known as "Master, Run" and "Madam, calm down, please listen to my quibbles!" "Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully young girls!" "I, Bai Xiaotian, will never eat soft rice!"
