Miss, Hold On a Second

I'm a Fortune Warden in the Fortune Warden Bureau.

What am I doing, you ask?

Helping an old lady cross the street.

Why?

Because the System says I won't live past three days...

Oh, right, there's one more thing.

I found a secret passage in my house that leads straight to my neighbor's.

Then a princess moved in next door.

Your Highness, surely you wouldn't want this getting out...