Why does the weasel in the crib keep crying?
Why does Kushina's son call Minato "Uncle"?
Why does Kakashi never marry?
And why is Shisui Uchiha so fond of cross-dressing?
Who is the mastermind behind it all?
Irene: That's right, it's me, the protagonist of this book, the brother of the King of Talk no Jutsu, and the owner of an enhancement System. I'm handsome, charming, cute, and irresistible: a thoroughly "good" character.
Ding! Your Thousand Years of Death has been enhanced successfully: now it's Ten Thousand Years of Death.
Ding! Your bones have been enhanced successfully: Kekkei Genkai Shikotsumyaku unlocked.
Ding! Your Mangekyō Sharingan enhancement failed. You received 1 Enhancement Protection Ticket Fragment.
Um... it failed again. To make up for my losses, I might as well tell everyone about the Third Hokage spying on people with the Telescope Technique.
It's not like making people furious is a crime, after all.()
