I’m a national treasure, so watch your tone!
Xiong Bai transmigrates into a panda at the Smithsonian National Zoo in Washington, D.C., and also acquires a Template Evolution System.
His first template is the Kung Fu Panda, the Dragon Warrior.
To evolve, he needs to cause destruction and do good deeds.
So Xiong Bai begins planning his escape from the zoo.
After breaking out, he makes his way to New York.
From then on, New York has a panda sheriff with an incredible capacity for destruction.
When the Lizard appears, Xiong Bai grabs his finger and unleashes the Invincible Flower-Picking Finger, bringing countless buildings crashing down.
Facing missiles fired by the Green Goblin’s glider, Xiong Bai gathers his energy in his dantian and unleashes the Divine Art of Tai Chi. The resulting shockwave begins to break the Brooklyn Bridge.
…I really am doing good deeds.
