People say the giant panda's bite force is second only to the polar bear's, on par with a brown bear's; it can run faster across the plains than Liu Xiang at his top speed; climb trees over twenty meters tall; and play with three or four wolves as if they were cushions... How can such a ferocious creature make a living by being cute?!
And all it does every day is eat and sleep, sleep and eat, without the slightest sense of shame.
It's just not fair!
Gu Cang used to agree wholeheartedly.
That is, until he turned into a panda cub, sprawling at mealtimes like Ge You, sleeping with his legs dangling southeast, rolling around as he walked, and making a whole crowd laugh just by burping!
That's when he realized that being cute nonstop, twenty-four hours a day, was actually exhausting!
Oh, this is so frustrating!
What a ridiculous, cowardly, cuddly bear life...
