My name is Long Kui. I'm an ordinary student at Shilan High School. Oh, and I'm also a Fire Dragon Slayer Mage, which is pretty useless in this world.
Every day, I get out of school at six and head home. Aside from topping up the cat food for my talking cat (even though it can feed itself), I go to the internet cafe and bring a bottle of Nutritional Express for my only friend, Lu Mingfei, so he won't starve to death in there.
Every weekend, I go help out my beautiful boss, who loves potato chips and anime, and collect a bonus.
I thought my days of feeding the cat, teasing Lu Mingfei, and flirting with my boss would go on forever.
Then one day, a bunch of crazies calling themselves Cassell College dropped from the sky, grabbed my hand, and excitedly told me I was the dragon-slaying genius they had dreamed of, a once-in-a-thousand-years talent... And so the gears of fate began turning once more!
At the Three Gorges, I wield the Fire Dragon Slayer Secret Art, Crimson Lotus Explosive Flame Blade, and face off against the Dragon King of Bronze and Fire!
In Peru, the Sky Dragon Slayer Secret Art, Heaven-Piercing Sky Charge, tears through the firmament, and I dance with the Dragon King of Sky and Wind!
In Tokyo, the White Dragon Slayer Secret Art, Sacred Nova, shines through the night and crushes the ambitions of a delusional schemer!
At last, a man carrying