“Hello, I'm God.”
“Hello. Where is this?”
“Never mind where this is. Your good buddy Li Si has transmigrated!”
“What does that have to do with me?”
“He transmigrated to Douluo Dalu and became its protagonist, Tang San!”
“Now, you have two choices. Press the button on the left, and your good buddy will inherit the Tang Sect Secret Arts and gain Innate Level 20 Soul Power.”
“Press the button on the right, and he'll still inherit the Tang Sect Secret Arts. But each time you press it, his Innate Soul Power drops by one level, and you'll get one million!”
“Wait, what are you doing?”
“One million per press. I pressed it a hundred times. That's a hundred million. Hand it over!”
“But he's your good buddy!”
“That's what he gets for transmigrating as Tang San! Serves him right!”
