1,
[Your flashy footwork enraged the enemy, who frantically emptied an entire magazine.]
Lu Huaiqiu: “I bet your gun’s out of bullets.”
2,
[The demon crouched behind the door, licking its razor-sharp claws as it waited for its unarmed prey to step inside.]
Calmly, Lu Huaiqiu tossed a high-explosive grenade into the room, then turned around and locked the door.
3,
[The young woman’s heart was pounding wildly as she eagerly waited for him to confess his feelings.]
Lu Huaiqiu: “Drink more hot water. It’s good for you.”
*
*
If a story is like a grand movie, then Lu Huaiqiu is an innocent god.
Because
he can hear this world’s voice-over.
